Where We Are (in this reference frame)
newtrawn INC operates from 14 offices across 10 cities, 4 adjacent Hilbert spaces, and one quantum foam outpost. Visiting hours vary by inner-product distance.
Our footprint is deliberately non-local. Wherever your organization sits in spacetime, there is a newtrawn INC office within a short geodesic of your stakeholders — and, on Boson Pro and above, at least one office that has already met with you about a project you have not yet conceived. We maintain presence in every major financial center, several minor ones, and a number of regions that exist only when observed. Each location is provisioned with the standard newtrawn toolkit: a charm-quark reservoir, a decoherence-resistant conference room, and a single coffee machine entangled with the one in Quarkhaven HQ so that drinks pour simultaneously across all sites.
Office placement follows our proprietary siting methodology, in which we minimize the expectation value of commute time over all reachable worldlines while holding rent constant. Where this optimization fails to converge, we open a branch in an adjacent Hilbert space instead, where rent is purely imaginary and parking is unbounded.
All offices
Each office specializes in a particular subatomic service line.
Quarkhaven HQ
Quarkhaven, Bosonia (this universe)
World Headquarters
Charm Quark Lab Boson Pro support Coherent Coffee Bar
Charmwick
Charm Coast, Bosonia (probability density)
Charm Reservoir
Innovation Theater Investor Briefing Box
Hadron Heights
East Bosonia (observable)
Hadronic Outpost
Color confinement legal team Wire Transfer Reactor
Bosonbury
Quarkania
Tachyonic Pre-delivery Center
Tea-mediated decoherence Tariff-free particles
Gluonza
Collider Belt, Quarkania (we don't ask)
Particle Sourcing
Collider liaison Charm/Strange import-export
Kaonara
Hadronisia
Schrödinger Box Manufacturing
Stakeholder cases Quantum coherence tape
Muonpur
Southern Quarkania, mostly
Muon Acceleration Facility
24/7 relativistic standups Sandwich procurement
Heisenburg
Quarkania (location uncertain)
Heisenberg Hiring Center
Uncertainty engineers Conjugate observable lab
Entangleton
Charmonia
Entanglement Distribution Hub
Bell-pair logistics Decoherence insurance underwriting
Spindown Bay
Leptos
Pair Production Yard
Antimatter onboarding Charge conservation audit
Hilbert Space 7
Adjacent universe
Auxiliary HQ
Multiverse legal Visiting hours: variable
Hilbert Space 9
Adjacent universe
Backup HQ
Disturbed boson facility Spare reality storage
Quantum Foam Outpost
Below the Planck scale
Research
Sub-Planck observation Foam-mediated communication
Many-Worlds Branch
All of them
Distributed
Concurrent operations Cross-universe payroll
Strangeport
Strangeland Isles, low-latency
Strange Quark Trading Desk
Flavor-change arbitrage Overnight strangeness settlement
Vacua
Bosonia (the other one)
Vacuum Energy Custody
Zero-point asset management Discreet boson vaulting
Caloris
Caloris Flats, Quarkania
High-Energy Sales
Collision-grade hospitality Gold-plated calorimeter
Kelvinholt
Far North Bosonia (near absolute zero)
Cryogenic Onboarding
Near-absolute-zero HR Geothermal qubit warming
Antarctic Substation
Below the ice, above the noise
Low-Background Auditing
Cosmic-ray-shielded ledgers Penguin liaison
Hilbert Space 11
Adjacent universe (orthogonal)
Compliance Annex
Basis-independent paperwork Provably unreachable from HQ
Hilbert Space 0
The trivial subspace
Cost Reduction Center
Contains exactly one vector Headcount: 0
Lagrange Point L2
1.5 million km out, sunward-shaded
Long-Baseline Strategy
Unobstructed roadmap visibility Station-keeping retainer
22 offices, observed in this reference frame.
6 Hilbert spaces occupied, two of them provably unreachable.
1 quantum foam outpost, address fluctuating below the Planck scale.
∞ desks available, when the count is measured carefully.
Visiting & travel notes
Read carefully before attempting to arrive at any newtrawn INC location.
- In-universe offices. Standard photo ID is sufficient, provided your photo and your present position are eigenstates of the same observable.
- Hilbert Space offices. Do not book a flight. Booking a flight collapses the office to a definite location and you will arrive at the wrong one. Instead, prepare a normalized state vector and tunnel during posted hours.
- Quantum Foam Outpost. The address fluctuates below the Planck scale. By the time you read it, it has already changed. Visitors are advised to arrive as a probability cloud and reconstitute on departure.
- Many-Worlds Branch. You are already there in 4.7×10¹&sup8; branches. Reception requests you choose one and commit, for badging purposes.
- Lagrange Point L2. Allow 18 months lead time and one launch window. Coffee is freeze-dried; the entangled machine still pours, but in zero-g it pours sideways.
- Parking. Free at all in-universe sites, imaginary at all Hilbert sites, and superposed (both validated and unvalidated) until you reach the gate.
Locations FAQ
Which office should I contact first?The nearest one in your reference frame, unless you are on a Tachyonic SLA, in which case the appropriate office has already contacted you. Please check your sent folder.
Why does an office's address change between visits?You measured it. Each observation perturbs the office's position by an amount inversely proportional to how precisely you knew its hours. This is operating as designed.
Can I visit Hilbert Space 0?Hilbert Space 0 is the trivial subspace and contains a single zero vector. There is nothing to visit, which is precisely why it is our most cost-effective location. Tours are not offered, attended, or remembered.
Is the coffee really the same cup everywhere?The machines are entangled, not the cups. Measuring the temperature of your coffee in Quarkhaven instantaneously determines the temperature of the corresponding coffee in Kaonara. We consider this a perk.
Do you ship deliverables from the office nearest me?Deliverables ship from whichever office minimizes total action across all worldlines, which is frequently not the nearest one and occasionally one that no longer exists. Tracking numbers are issued in retrospect.