Q2 Synergy Output Exceeded Its Theoretical Maximum; Auditors Have Been Notified
We are pleased, and mildly alarmed, to report that newtrawn INC delivered 118% of the theoretical maximum synergy in Q2. For those unfamiliar with the metric, the theoretical maximum is the amount of synergy that can exist before the concept stops meaning anything. We have now exceeded it for two consecutive reporting periods.
Internal review suggests three contributing factors: an unusually charm-rich client portfolio, favorable observation conditions in the Reno frame, and the fact that nobody has yet defined the unit in which synergy is measured. Our finance team has elected to denominate it in 'alignments per quarter' and has asked that this not be examined too closely.
We have proactively notified our auditors, who responded that they would prefer not to observe the figure directly, as doing so would collapse it. We consider this a satisfactory resolution and have booked the surplus synergy as a deferred intangible pending the next board meeting.